20 Weirdest And Hilarious Job Titles Found On CVs

CV is something that is supposedly a very serious means to showcase your profile when trying to get a job. But then weird things happen everywhere. Sometimes the language used in CVs is nothing less than a laugh riot. Understanding language challenge is easy, but when it comes to giving job titles to self, some people have really crossed the limits. Compiled by a recruitment agency, these are some of the weirdest and most hilarious job titles actually found of CVs and most of them came from the marketing background. This also tells a lot about the people from Marketing background and their carefree attitude. Their creative juices literally flow everywhere, including their CVs.

Let us take a look at some of them along with their decoded actual meaning

Problem Wrangler – Counselor
Digital Overlord – Website Manager
Retail Jedi – Shop Sales Executive
Digital Dynamo – Digital Marketing Executive
Brand Evangelist – Marketing Brand Manager
Chief Inspiration Officer – A ‘CIO’ is a company representative whose role is essentially to encourage belief in the company by its employees and is an internal evangelist of its values
Hair Boiler – Someone who boils animal hair until it curls (for use in a variety of products)
Cheese Sprayer – Someone who sprays cheese or butter by hand on popcorn
Oyster Floater – Someone who floats oysters in water until they are free of impurities
Sales Ninja – Sales Executive
Conversation Architect – Digital Marketing Manager
Director of Fun – Director of Marketing
New Media Guru – Digital Marketing Manager
Initiative Officer – Planner
Social Media Trailblazer – Digital Marketing Executive
Direct Mail Demi-God – Direct Mail Manager
Dream Alchemist – Head of Creative
Marketing Rockstar – Marketing Executive
Wizard of Light Bulb Moments – Marketing Director
Chief Chatter – Call Centre Manager