CV is something that is supposedly a very serious means to showcase your profile when trying to get a job. But then weird things happen everywhere. Sometimes the language used in CVs is nothing less than a laugh riot. Understanding language challenge is easy, but when it comes to giving job titles to self, some people have really crossed the limits. Compiled by a recruitment agency, these are some of the weirdest and most hilarious job titles actually found of CVs and most of them came from the marketing background. This also tells a lot about the people from Marketing background and their carefree attitude. Their creative juices literally flow everywhere, including their CVs.
Let us take a look at some of them along with their decoded actual meaning
- Problem Wrangler – Counselor
- Digital Overlord – Website Manager
- Retail Jedi – Shop Sales Executive
- Digital Dynamo – Digital Marketing Executive
- Brand Evangelist – Marketing Brand Manager
- Chief Inspiration Officer – A ‘CIO’ is a company representative whose role is essentially to encourage belief in the company by its employees and is an internal evangelist of its values
- Hair Boiler – Someone who boils animal hair until it curls (for use in a variety of products)
- Cheese Sprayer – Someone who sprays cheese or butter by hand on popcorn
- Oyster Floater – Someone who floats oysters in water until they are free of impurities
- Sales Ninja – Sales Executive
- Conversation Architect – Digital Marketing Manager
- Director of Fun – Director of Marketing
- New Media Guru – Digital Marketing Manager
- Initiative Officer – Planner
- Social Media Trailblazer – Digital Marketing Executive
- Direct Mail Demi-God – Direct Mail Manager
- Dream Alchemist – Head of Creative
- Marketing Rockstar – Marketing Executive
- Wizard of Light Bulb Moments – Marketing Director
- Chief Chatter – Call Centre Manager
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Arent, they funny? Have you ever come across such weird titles in anyone’s CV or used one for your own CV?
